Some Fun for our readers - Automotive Wisdom For Dummies
Automotive Wisdom For Dummies...a service from CSI Essentials
What do you do if you hear a funny noise in the transmission?
What do you do if you find a pool of oil on your garage floor?
Answer: Avoid it. It will ruin your shoes.
What do you do if you turn on your radio and you hear nothing?
Answer: You’ve probably turned on the air conditioning.
What do you do if you turn on the air conditioning and you hear music?
Answer: You’ve turned on the radio.
What do you do if you hear a knocking in your engine?
Answer: Ask “who’s there?”
How do you know when you are out of gas?
Answer: People don’t mind being in the same room as you.
How do you know when it’s time to trade your car in?
Answer: When it leaves the garage without you.
What do you do if you can’t unlock your car?
Answer: Make sure it’s your car.
What do you do if you can’t open the door?
Answer: Bang on the window and scream ‘Help’ until someone comes.
What do you do if you hear muffled noises from the trunk?
Answer: Bring the mechanic back to the dealership and let him out.