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Some Fun for our readers - Automotive Wisdom For Dummies

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Automotive Wisdom For Dummies...a service from CSI Essentials

What do you do if you hear a funny noise in the transmission?

Answer: Laugh!

What do you do if you find a pool of oil on your garage floor?

Answer: Avoid it. It will ruin your shoes.

What do you do if you turn on your radio and you hear nothing?

Answer: You’ve probably turned on the air conditioning.


What do you do if you turn on the air conditioning and you hear music?

Answer: You’ve turned on the radio.

What do you do if you hear a knocking in your engine?

Answer: Ask “who’s there?”

How do you know when you are out of gas?

Answer: People don’t mind being in the same room as you.


How do you know when it’s time to trade your car in?

Answer: When it leaves the garage without you.


What do you do if you can’t unlock your car?

Answer: Make sure it’s your car.


What do you do if you can’t open the door?

Answer: Bang on the window and scream ‘Help’ until someone comes.

What do you do if you hear muffled noises from the trunk?

Answer: Bring the mechanic back to the dealership and let him out.

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